THE MARTIFACT ROOM: A MUSEUM OF ALL THINGS PRETTY, WITTY, AND GENERALLY SHITTY | hello, fellow neocity traveler! | stay funky, folks | According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway: because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. | trans and enby rights fr!! | woah this sure is a long marquee, huh |

WOWO WOAH IT'S ME!

all about yours truly: the mart, the myth, the legend

I'm the archivist, and this is my Martifact Room! Here's some stuff about me:

  • Name: Mart. Obviously. This whole website is a (frankly appaling) pun.
  • Pronouns: they/them. I'm a mystery, baby
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